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...its always my goddamn fault. I'm so tired of this.

......
Oh. Him. I used to be his mistress. And he's a friend.

WHAT?!?!?! MISTRESS?????? ...what does that even mean?!

Mistress = A woman who has a continuing sexual relationship with a usually married man behind his wife's back.

He was dating someone at the time. So I could only be his mistress.

...you're not a woman.

It was a term of endearment.

...I don't get it.

It was to make me feel more ukeish.

...more what?!

Uke. Do you need the definition?

...NO!

Ok maybe.

uke is a general term for a partner in a relationship who is predominantly bottom and/or submissive. The equivalent for top is seme.

See?

...I guess I know which one I am.

Do you now?

You don't?

No. Enlighten me.

Tch. Stupid cow.

....Oh, I know. It says so on the internet.

Another uke style is the depressing uke. They are usually dark and short, and prone to having to worst luck in life. They cry, and are usually antisocial from large groups of people. They might even resort to cutting their own wrists or other forms of self harm to 'let out emotion'. In fan writings and other fandoms, Naruto's Sasuke, or Fruits Basket's Yuki and Kyo can be classified as a depressing uke.

WHAT?!?!?!??!?!!? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CRAP FROM?! DONT LUMP ME IN WITH THAT DAMN RAT!!!!!!!!

:| It's not like I wrote it, Kitty Kitty.

Cowboy.

BESIDES. I am NOT "DARK AND SHORT" and I DONT CRY. Come to think of it, Yuki isn't like that either.

DID YOU MAKE THIS UP?!

No. I got it off a website, kitty kitty.

Well websites don't know everything. I am not depressing. I am vicious. A mean kitty.

You're a cute kitty.

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