Subjects are Stupid.

Tch. Why did I even get one of these?

I might as well introduce myself. I am Souma Kyo. I like martial arts and fish and I hate rats. Sometimes I get really angry so you shouldn't get on my bad side or else I will kick your ass. And if you are a rat, shut up and go away right now (THAT MEANS YOU, KUSO NEZUMI.)! OR ELSE GET READY FOR ME TO BEAT YOU! I also turn into a cat if a girl hugs me, so if you don't want a clawed cat angry at you, just stay away.

And before you even ask, I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT AGAINST A BEAR.

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Oh, I forgot to mention. If you call me kyon-kyon, kyonkichi, or any other "cute" variation of my name, I will kill you.