Subjects are Stupid.

[hates_leeks]

Tch. Why did I even get one of these?

I might as well introduce myself. I am Souma Kyo. I like martial arts and fish and I hate rats. Sometimes I get really angry so you shouldn't get on my bad side or else I will kick your ass. And if you are a rat, shut up and go away right now (THAT MEANS YOU, KUSO NEZUMI.)! OR ELSE GET READY FOR ME TO BEAT YOU! I also turn into a cat if a girl hugs me, so if you don't want a clawed cat angry at you, just stay away.

And before you even ask, I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT AGAINST A BEAR.

Comments

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

hello, my name is sunako. it is a pleasure to meet you, Souma Kyo. I rather like cats myself...especially black cats. aaaahhhh~~

[adults-suck.livejournal.com]

Black cats are the worst. Your taste sucks ass.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

you know, the last time someone pissed me off as much as you, i ate them.

[adults-suck.livejournal.com]

Is that a threat?

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

yes.

[adults-suck.livejournal.com]

Good.

[sweep.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like you.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

O-Oh! :D wonderful!! you like black cats too? They're so ominous and dark and lovely....

[sweep.livejournal.com]

YEAH! Black Cat's sorta my code name, and the name of my fandom, actually.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

!!! oooh~~ *____* waaah.......don't mind me, i'm just fangirling...

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

No "fangirling" allowed in my journal.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

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i'll just go back to my shadows then =.=

[sweep.livejournal.com]

What's YOUR story, huh?

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

I love all things ominous and dark and creepy~~~ Actually, i have a collection of preserved black cats, among other animals. ^o^ they're my pride and joy~~

[sweep.livejournal.com]

Preserved.. black cats? Like floating in vats of embalming fluid?

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm~ the light from my computer reflects on them and they're just so gorgeous...

[sweep.livejournal.com]

That's really disturbing. But awesome at the same time.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

most of my hobbies/collections are pretty disturbing...or what others would find disturbing, at least.

[sweep.livejournal.com]

As long as you're not a cannibal or collect human body parts.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

i dream about owning a still-beating human heart...

....but no, i don't have any real human parts...not yet....

[adults-suck.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna steal them and paint them pink.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

I am an orange cat.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

Oh~~ Orange is a halloween color~ That's so cute...

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I think.

[eatchurbrains.livejournal.com]

I, personally, think it's a wonderful thing...