Subjects are Stupid.

[hates_leeks]

Tch. Why did I even get one of these?

I might as well introduce myself. I am Souma Kyo. I like martial arts and fish and I hate rats. Sometimes I get really angry so you shouldn't get on my bad side or else I will kick your ass. And if you are a rat, shut up and go away right now (THAT MEANS YOU, KUSO NEZUMI.)! OR ELSE GET READY FOR ME TO BEAT YOU! I also turn into a cat if a girl hugs me, so if you don't want a clawed cat angry at you, just stay away.

And before you even ask, I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT AGAINST A BEAR.

Comments

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are you?

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

I'M MONKEY D. LUFFY, THE MAN WHO'LL BECOME THE PIRATE KING!!

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Stop using caps.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

THAT'S THE WAY I TALK!!

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Well stop it. It is annoying. Or better yet, get out of my journal.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

LET'S MAKE A DEAL THEN!! I'LL STOP TALKING TO YOU LIKE IN CAPSLOCK IF YOU'LL JOIN MY NAKAMA!! HOW'S THAT?

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

How about NO!!!!

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

WHY NOT??

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Give me one good reason why I SHOULD.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

WE GO ON ADVENTURES AND IT'S FUN!!!

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT A GOOD REASON.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

SURE IT IS!! IT'S A GREAT REASON!

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Do you at least get to eat lots of fish?!

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

WE DO!! WE EAT LOTS OF STUFF! AND SOMETIMES A HUUUGE FISH OR SEA MONSTER TRIES TO ATTACK US AND THEN WE KICK ITS ASS AND COOK IT!! THEY'RE REAL TASTY!

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

!!!!

That might be a good reason. I'll think about it.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!! HEY, MOMIJI CAN TURN INTO AN ANIMAL TOO, D'YOU KNOW HIM??

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Yes. We are related.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU HIS BROTHER OR SOMETHING??

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

We're cousins. I don't have any siblings.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

OH OKAY!! ARE YOU TWO CLOSE THEN??

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

No.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

AWW, HOW COME?

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Because he is an annoying, whiny brat mostly.

[meatmeatmeat.livejournal.com]

I LIKE HIM!! HE'S REALLY NICE!!