hates_leeks | (no subject)

Oh, I forgot to mention. If you call me kyon-kyon, kyonkichi, or any other "cute" variation of my name, I will kill you.

No need to look that upset about it.

...tch.

I just meant we share a lousy nickname.

Oh...yeah I guess.

Yeah. So, uh. Hi. I'm Kyon.

Wait, is that your nickname??

The one that stuck horribly, yeah.

Why the hell do you introduce yourself using your "lame nickname"??

That's not my lame nickname.

My lame nickname is "Kyon-Kyon".

Oh.

I am Kyo. Those idiots at school call me kyon-kyon.

Someone I like calls me Kyon-Kyon, so I guess it doesn't bother me as much as it should.

Wait... Souma Kyo? Are you related to Souma Momiji?

...yeah. And Yuki and Hatsuharu and Shigure...God there are too many of those idiots on here.

Can't say I know the rest of them. I've only talked to Momiji.

...Do you all turn into animals?

You ask stupid questions! Yes we do.

How are they stupid? Most people don't turn into animals, you know.

Because I said so.

All of the Soumas on LJ do turn into animals, yes. But not all of the Soumas in the entire family do.

Right. And that's not a stupid reason in itself.

Oh. Weird.

Who are you calling weird?!

...Well.

You turn into a cat.

ITS NOT LIKE I HAD A CHOICE IN THE MATTER!!!

I wouldn't know.

Well you do now.

Err, yeah.

What was even the point of that comment?!

....

I'll just go now.