hates_leeks | (no subject)

I'd say you could just come over, but that idiot is going to be in my room. I swear, if he brings Manabe over and...I'M GONNA KILL HIM.

I don't snore.

I asked him if his fiancee is a pedophile since he is 80-whatever and your friend is 16.

You could just ask me instead of making me feel like an idiot.

I don't mind either way. Company can be fun, too. :) I don't think I've met Manabe.

Yelling counts too. :)

Ahaha! Wolfram? He has a lot of pedophilistic tendencies. But since he ages slowly, no one can tell.

That's not as fun.

Yuki and Manabe don't count as "company" they count as "ANNOYING AS HELL". YOU DONT WANT TO MEET HIM.

You know how to keep me from yelling.

EW.

I don't know what you'd want from me anyways. You're the one with the money, stupid.

Ahaha! Well, I still don't think I would mind. Unless you're feeling possessive over me? :)

So I'll just make out with you all night? Sounds good to me.

Shh. Don't tell Shibuya I said that.

Money isn't as warm as you are, Kyo.

You wouldn't mind sharing a room all night with me and one or two more people?! If it were both of them we'd have to hear their disgusting make out noises all night, it'd make me goddamn sick! Its bad enough sleeping in the same room as just prissy Yuki.

Head rubs work, too. Purring isn't loud.

I'll think about it.

But its as cold as you.

Hmm. Maybe they'll go to Manabe's house instead? You could suggest it. :)

No, but it is cute.

Is it? No wonder I don't notice when it goes missing.

It doesn't matter because we're going to be at your house. Maybe I'll sleep in your bed this time.

...if you keep telling me its cute I might stop doing it.

Does that mean I can take your money?

Are you sure you want to risk it? If you think I'm grabby when I'm awake...

I'd better stop then, ahaha. :)

Only if you spend it on me.

How do you know you're grabby when you're asleep? Maybe I'll just sleep on the floor again...

I'd rather spend my time on you, not money.

Well, sometimes I sleep with a teddy bear. It helps against bad dreams, ahaha. ...I promise to do my best not to be unconsciously grabby.

That's worth more than money, anyway. :)

Cats are better than bears. If you wake up from a bad dream I'll...try to make you feel better. I can't guarantee I won't do things in my sleep, either you know...

Its not like I was using my time for anything else.

I wasn't aware of that. I'm sure you'll think of something, ahaha. I doubt I'll have a nightmare if you decide to sleep in my bed. ...Oh? Interesting. :)

Pretend you were saving it.

And I'm warmer than a teddy bear.

I mean...my head likes to er...nuzzle? I guess. When I sleep. Sometimes my head ends up under the pillows.

What do you wear to bed?

I guess that works.

Are you sure about that?

That's really c- ...Manly. :)

Ahaha, would you like it if I said nothing? That's too bad. I usually wear pajamas to bed. I have a pair in blue, green and black.

...you're doubting whether I'm warming than a stuffed animal?

That's it. I'll show you I'm manly. Whose ass do you want to be kicked?!

Y-...NO!!!! Like I want to see you naked. Wear the black ones.

Well, I have no basis to compare.

Hmm. Can I get back to you on that?

No? I guess that's a one-sided desire, then. :) Why black?

You can't even guess from me sleeping on you during movies?

Yes. And you have to give me a reason, too.

Why the hell would...?! Nevermind. I am not even surprised anymore. I don't want you to see me naked.

Because. I wear a black shirt to bed. And I like you in black.

I forgot. Remind me. :)

I have to give you a reason for wanting you to beat someone up? Truth be told, I can't really think of anyone...

Why not? I promise not to gawk...too much.

Just a shirt? I didn't know that.

...you've got to be joking.

Well yeah, I'm not just gonna do anything you tell me to. Sheesh.

Because...its embarrassing. Because of things.

A shirt and I have some cruddy pants but I'd rather wear boxers...

Your last exam is tomorrow right?

It's been a while. :(

But I don't think I want you to beat anyone up for me in the first place, Kyo.

I was just curious. I'm not going to pants you randomly, don't worry. :)

I'm not complaining.

Yes. Are you going to be free at all?

You're complaining that we made out during Lord of the Rings instead of me sleeping?

Fine. I don't need to beat someone up to prove that I'm manly, dammit.

...Why would you be curious about that. They're all the same, pretty much...

I'll wear the pants.

That depends what you had in mind.

...Kyo, I'm not complaining. I'm trying to get you to get close to me again.

I already know you are. I just like to tease, ahaha.

Because it's you. :)

... :(

There's a new sushi place I thought you might want to try. But maybe you've been there already - I haven't! But I saw the ads they had up and thought of you.

...oh. Don't tell me you miss me already. Its only been like a day.

Then I'll warn you...its uh...I mean...I have orange...down there. Just, you know...when you do see. Whenever that is.

Or just the boxers?

Lets go. Do you do that a lot?

A day has a lot of hours in it.

I already figured that out. But thanks for the warning.

:)

Good. Do I do what a lot? Look at sushi ads? Or think of you?

That's true...Kisa is asleep...

...FROM YOUR FANTASIES OF ME WHILE YOURE...????

You know I don't like the frown. Its very convincing.

Think of me.