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[hates_leeks]

Oh, by the way...

I GRADUATED TODAY.

Shishou was there. And Ken. And An. And a lot of people who were acting like idiots that I was trying to ignore. My dad was a no show, thank god. At least Haru didn't challenge me to a fight like he normally does. But they all made obnoxious noises as we got called up to get our diplomas. I DID NOT APPRECIATE THAT BRA BEING THROWN AT ME, EITHER. IF I FIND OUT WHOEVER PULLED THAT SICK JOKE I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU WILL VOMIT YOUR GODDAMN KIDNEYS UP.

Then we had a picnic. It would have been better if the rat hadn't come, but Tohru insisted on all of us.

Now all I have to do is figure out what I'm doing...for the rest of my life. Fucking weird to think about.

Shigure, there'd better not be any high school girls there when I get home tomorrow.

Comments

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

The kind of emergency that involves us naked in the backyard. :)

All of it, Kyo.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

That is NOT an emergency when we could EASILY go inside to your room.

No! Don't put words in my mouth, dammit!

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

It's not as nature-filled in my room. :)

But it's fun to put things in your mouth...ahaha.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

And I'm definitely not getting naked. Or at least, I'm not sitting without something underneath me. I don't want grass stains on my ass.

Like sushi?

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

I'll be underneath. Problem solved. :)

...Ah, not quite what first popped into mind, but yes.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

WE'RE NOT DOING IT.

Ice cream?

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

Why don't you rest up first? We can talk about it when you wake up. :)

Something more body-oriented.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

...I'm on to you.

Your tongue?

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you mean. :)

...Further south of there.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

You're going to grope me just as I'm waking up so I don't even know what the hell is going on! Then I'm not gonna have a choice in the matter!

Pervert.

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

I'd never do that. ...Would I? :)

Ahaha. Just a little.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm pretty sure you'd still try to seduce me if I had the flu or something.

A LOT. TOO MUCH. But I like it that way.

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

You'd be warmer then. :)

You do? Hmm. Why?

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

I'd probably choke on my own mucus.

Because if you weren't then you wouldn't be you, stupid.

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

I'd make sure you were (relatively) comfortable. :)

That's sweet. ♥

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

So if I don't take a nap does that mean I get out of doing it outside with you?

I'll try to be more of a jerk next time.

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

We can always relocate. :)

Ahaha, you don't know how to be one.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

Are you in a weird mood today or something?

You can't be serious!

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

I usually am, around you. :)

You try to be one, but you're not very good at it.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

I'm hungry.

...tell that to the kids I beat up back in elementary school.

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

What would you like?

That doesn't make you a jerk, it makes you violent. :)

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

You.

Violent people aren't jerks?

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

That's a little predictable. :)

Ahaha, well, not all of them.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

What else am I gonna say after an entire conversation about doing it in the backyard?!

I'm pretty sure hundreds of people by now have called me a jerk.

[geikaface.livejournal.com]

Pervert. :)

Hundreds of people have also called you cute, too.