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[hates_leeks]

They finally let me out of that damn place this afternoon. I just have to take some pills for a while to make sure the infection is gone. So far I do feel better...and it turns out that I wasn't allergic to anything, it was just my system freaking out in response to the infection. But I still don't think those doctors knew what they were doing. I mean, they had to jab me with that needle like five times to get it right, even WITH me in restaints!!!

Haru. Come over.

Comments

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

YOU PUT YOUR TONKER IN A DIRTY PLACE DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!!!! BURNING PIDDLES IS WHAT YOU GET, MISTER FILTH!!!!!!!!

[unky-verny.livejournal.com]

PERHAPS WE SHOULD INTRODUCE HIM TO THE MAGGOT SO HE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS AND END UP WITH A DISGUSTING CHILD.

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

PERHAPS WE SHOULD, SUGARFLAPS. SHOW HIM THE TRUE FACE OF CHLAMYDIA!!! TURNS YOU BLIND AND SCRUFFY IT DOES!!!!!

[unky-verny.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SAYING THE BOY IS WALKING, TALKING CHLAMYDIA?

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

THE SCIENTISTS CAN PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!! WITH COTTON SWABS!!!!!!!!! NOT HOODOO RUBBISH WANDS!!!!!!!!!!!

[unky-verny.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN AN AWFUL LOT, BACON BIT.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

I DON"T HAVE CHLAMYDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL?! GET OUT OF MY JOURNAL RIGHT NOW.

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NO ADULT IN YOUR LIFE TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING THE CRAWLIES ON YOUR LONG CRAWLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackxwhitesoul.livejournal.com]

Don't worry ma'am. I'll make sure he doesn't crawlies.

But...I'm sorry about that happened to your son.

[unky-verny.livejournal.com]

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

DAMN SKIPPY, PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

MY DUDDERS IS SOUND ASLEEP IN A PILE OF BUTTERMILK WAFFLES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE HIS FATHER YOU KNOW!!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

[blackxwhitesoul.livejournal.com]

So you didn't find out about the replica.

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

I AM A RESPECTABLE WOMAN WITH A LOVING HUSBAND!!!! I DON'T NEED A REPLICA WHEN I HAVE THE REAL THING SLATHERED IN MUSTARD!!!!!!!

[blackxwhitesoul.livejournal.com]

Mustard leads to becoming gay.

[aunty-petty.livejournal.com]

NO, MUSTARD LEADS TO DELICIOUS SANDWICHES AND HONEYMOON RE-ENACTMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackxwhitesoul.livejournal.com]

And Gayness.

[hates-leeks.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?