Subjects are Stupid.

[hates_leeks]

Tch. Why did I even get one of these?

I might as well introduce myself. I am Souma Kyo. I like martial arts and fish and I hate rats. Sometimes I get really angry so you shouldn't get on my bad side or else I will kick your ass. And if you are a rat, shut up and go away right now (THAT MEANS YOU, KUSO NEZUMI.)! OR ELSE GET READY FOR ME TO BEAT YOU! I also turn into a cat if a girl hugs me, so if you don't want a clawed cat angry at you, just stay away.

And before you even ask, I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT AGAINST A BEAR.

Comments

[slobberymongrel.livejournal.com]

Ugghh. You're such a girl. How about that one over on Ichabod Court?? With the nervous dyslexic bartender??

You are truly my favourite brother. That was also clever.

[favouredson.livejournal.com]

For all I know or care, that pub could have a satyr for a bartender. It sounds fine to me.

No it was not. It was a joke of your calibre.

[slobberymongrel.livejournal.com]

I didnt know you liked 'em behooved.

You fucking love my Calibre.

[favouredson.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to dignify that with a proper response. I'll see you in a while.

[slobberymongrel.livejournal.com]

Ta.